You didn't pretend hard enough. Now, pretend your mind is made up of tiny little boxes. Find the box that's gay, and CRUSH IT F*CKING CRUSH IT NOW BEFORE I F*CKING RIP YOU F*CKING DINGLE DONGLE OFF! ...Okay?
- A Nazi leader tormenting a Jew by showing him his completely normal and happy gay future with the Time Dilation Device
The Time Dilation Device (TDD) is a major item housed in The Pit in Migraine Hill. It is a time machine that constantly absorbs radioactivity, in turn making the radioactive material/waste into gamma rays, making the town of Migraine Hill weird.
APPEARANCE
The TDD appears to be a floating blue orb with several components attached to it, followed by two separate magnetic poles on the top and bottom of the orb. It appears to have an eerie blue aura, only hinting at the immense power it stores. The TDD cannot be touched without anti-radon gloves, otherwise said creature will suffer severe shocks until the creature is dead.
HISTORY
Formerly, when Migraine Hill was just Migraine Plains during World War II, A secret Nazi base had been set up in the middle of the new town. There, the Nazis experimented with chemicals and bio-weapons. It is also the same place they created Frederick The Penguin. The TDD was created for a last resort scenario for Hitler if he lost World War II and soon it became part of a plot/destiny for the bio-weapon Frederick to follow.