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Spooky Mormon Hell Dream

Down, down, thy soul is cast, from the earth whenceforth ye fell, the path of fire leads thee to SPOOKY MORMON HELL DREAM!

- Excerpt from the Spooky Mormon Hell Dream Song


Spooky Mormon Hell Dream is a location in Migraine Hill. It is located at the very top of H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks. Unlike H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks, Spooky Mormon Hell Dream is not accessed through dying. It can be accessed by simply eating expired Pinapl juice, Eternal sleep paralysis, OR, you can be dream damned by GOD. Whenever a soul gets dream damned, the Spooky Mormon Hell Dream song is sung for them. This is ironic, as in the entirety of H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks, the word "Hell" is strongly encouraged to not be used, but in the Spooky Mormon Hell Dream Song, they say it multiple times.

WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

Spooky Mormon Hell Dream first appeared in Episode FIVE of Season II. During the episode, we see that long ago during World War II, Mormons found the strange Nazi base and found the TDD. They thought of it as a gift from Jesus and decided to use it's power to enhance their own powers. Unfortunately, Satan damned them all to H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks. In exchange for the Mormons back, GOD made a deal with Satan that if Satan was allowed to build a dreamscape where people would go and be tortured whenever they did something really bad, but weren't dead yet. The Mormons went to heaven and died. Years later, Blumps and Greg and their friend Daryl are confronted by King Pinapl and the Migraine Defense Coalition, where they are told to drink Pinapl juice to get rid of Satan once and for all. They are damned to Spooky Mormon Hell Dream, where they have an epic and wacky fight with Satan and his henchmen, the Wiener Demons. They eventually get "un-damned" when they drink the Holy Pinapl Water. After the Season I finale, Frederick is dream damned forever here.

INHABITANTS

In Spooky Mormon Hell Dream, lots of demons and members of Demon Hierarchy and Satan henchmen inhabit the Hell Dream to torture the dreaming souls that are dream damned. Some of these demons are Mari Juana, Big Branicum, Death, Shermy, Commander Slattern, Satan, Rhea McGarrity, Starbucks Mocha Latte, Adolf Hitler, Jeffery Dahmer, Johnnie Cochran, etc. These demons also inhabit H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks.

SPOOKY MORMON HELL DREAM SONG

(Sung by Frederick the Penguin and Wiener Demons. This serves as the epilogue to the Season I finale.):

Long ago when I was five,

I snuck in the kitchen late at night,

And ate a donut with a maple glaze...

My father asked who ate the snack,

I said it was my brother Jack,

and Jack got grounded for seventeen days...

I've lived with that guilt, all of my life,

and the TERRIBLE VISION THAT I HAD THAT NIGGHHHHHHHTT!!!!

Nooooo! please! I don't wanna go back!

(demons laugh)

Down, Down, thy soul is cast,

from the earth whenceforth ye fell,

the path of fire leads thee,

to SPOOKY MORMON HELL DREAM!

Welcome, Welcome, to Spooky Mormon Hell Dream,

You are having, a SPOOKY MORMON HELL DREAM NOW!

And now I've gone and done it again!

I've committed another awful sin!

I worshiped Hitler, now I'm all alone...

(Hockey Sticks!)

Oh GOD, how could I have done this to you?

How could I break rule seventy-two?

And now my soul hath just been thrown...

back into Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!

Down, down to Satan's realm!

See where you belong!

There is nothing you can do,

No escape from Spooky Mormon Hell Dream

Noooo!!!

(demons laugh)

Jesus: You blamed your brother for eating the donut, and now you worship the most vile human being in the world? Pah! You're a DICK!

Frederick: Jesus, I'm sorry!

Angels: Jesus hates you this we know, for Jesus just told you so!

You remember Lucifer!

He is even spookier!!!

(Demons laugh)

Satan: Yeeeaaaah!!!!!!!!!

Satan: Minions of Hades, have you heard the news? Frederick was caught being kooky! Now he's back with all you Cath'lics and Jews, it's super spooky wooky!

Frederick: I'm sorry, Lord, it was selfish of me, to break the rules please I DON'T WANNA BE IN THIS SPOOKY MORMON HEEELL DREAM!!!

Spooky mormon hell dream!

Genghis Khan, Jeffery Dahmer, Hitler, Johnnie Cochran,

The spirits all surround you, spooky wooky wooky!

Hitler: I started a war, and killed millions of Jews!

Genghis Khan: I slaughtered the Chine-ese!

Jeffery Dahmer: I stabbed a guy, and f*cked his corpse!

Johnnie Cochran: I got O.J. fre-ed.

Frederick: You think that's bad? I invaded a town

I, too, stabbed a guy, and suffered beatdowns!

I hate this SPOOKY MORMON HELL DREAM!

Spooky mormon hell dream!

Oh, Heavenly Father, please give me one more chance! I won't break the rules again! Aaaaaah!!!

*the demons proceed to torture Frederick as Satan comes closer. When Satan reaches Frederick, he picks up the little penguin and proceeds to choke him. After almost dying, Satan loosens his grip so Frederick can say his last words.*

Frederick: I can't believe Jesus called me a diiiiiiick!

*Frederick dies but the demons keep torturing him. They start tap dancing and singing in jazz tune as they welcome him to his new afterlife.*

Welcome, Welcome, to Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!

You are never waking up from SPOOKY MORMON HELL DREAM!

*song ends*

*Frederick wakes up with his last surviving Nazi minion in the middle of the Ugandan Bush War in a hidden tent.*

Frederick: Wha- Where am I? What happened?

Nazi: You hit your head on the escape plane! You were out of days!

Frederick: B-But, I'm in Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!

Nazi: No, no! You're here, stranded in the middle of the Ugandan Bush War, where you'll probably die!

*The Nazi minion leans closer*

Nazi, whispering: Do ya wanna take off your shirt?

Frederick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU MIGRAINE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL!

Frederick: .......and, uh, yeah. Yeah, yes please I wanna take of my shirt. Who knew a bush war could be so warm?

Nazi: Okay, here you go.

Frederick: Thanks man.

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