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In the Bible there's a place where all the bad folk go, where the darkness beats the light, it fills your heart with woe, and there's no leaving, there's no turning back from what I know... And if you die while doubting Christ, they say it's where you'll dwell, with lots of chains and burning lava and a nasty, nasty smell! This must be it, I must be there, I must be in... H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks!
- Nikolai Romanoff upon entering and singing the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks Song
Fiora: What the hell?!
Demons: Woaah! We don't use that word here! No-No Word Alert!
- Fiora's reaction to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks
H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks is a location in Migraine Hill. There are several sub-areas of H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks. It is Satans main base of operations and serves as the home of damned souls. Despite this being the definitive version of comic book Hell, the inhabitants of this realm strongly discourage the use of the word, being the first characters in Migraine Hill to never use a swear.
SUB-AREAS
There are many sub-areas in H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks. Some of these areas include:
- The Cumzone: This is where demons participate in.......... "pleasurable" activities. The Cumzone is housed in the Lust ring of H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks.
- Spooky Mormon Hell Dream: This is where dream damned souls go. Dream damning happens when a person momentarily goes to H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks without dying.
- Monkeyzone: The Monkeyzone is a completely Aarav Oil inhabited part of H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks. Satan is secretly trying to be friends with Aarav Sinha (me but in the comics) and gave this to him in order to achieve that. Aarav will still not be friends with Satan.
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