What? No! I just wanted to tell you that the moles on my back aren't holes. Stop asking if you can touch my moles!
- Greg's most famous quote
WHY DON'T YOU F*CKING BEND OVER AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE MY GODDAMN F*CKING SHOE FITS!!!
- Another famous quote from Greg
Greg McGarrity is one of the six main protagonists in Migraine Hill. He is a 3rd grader that has a robotic extendable arm. Greg often causes a lot of trouble and convinces Blumps to do things that would get them in trouble, but they usually end up as adventures that the two go on.
PERSONALITY[]
Greg is shown to be selfish at first instinct, only acting to save himself and, quoting Vincent, "just being a general pain in the *ss." However, when it comes to his friends, he is very defensive and will always try and keep his friends safe from the evil. He is shown to be very proud of his arm, which is one of the reasons he momentarily got into Spooky Mormon Hell Dream.