"What do you mean, 'hold on'? Who do we HOLD ON to?!? Huh?! I have NO ONE TO HOLD ON TO. BLUMPS has no one to hold on to! You wanna know why?! Because Mom is DEAD. BECAUSE THAT MAN HASN'T BEEN STOPPED. THAT'S WHY."
- Fiora to Vincent about Romanoff killing Celia.
Fiora Valorie Campbell (occasionally known as Val) is one of the six main protagonists in Migraine Hill. She is the 18-year-old sister of Blumps and an intern at Jared Fogle Inc. Somehow, even while being an intern, she gets paid more than $20 an hour.
BIOGRAPHY
Fiora was introduced in Season II Episode I, when the Cult had kidnapped several people from Jared Fogle Inc. Fiora was assigned the task to retrieve them. This became a sub-plot. She is mentioned several times throughout Season I and makes a cameo appearance in the Season I finale. She is seen supporting the main cast in major events as the Wedding, Spooky Mormon Hell Dream, and the finales.
PERSONALITY
"Officer Henry: Incredibly hot woman with an unstrapped suit comin' through! I repeat, nothing is holding up that suit! Only her melons!
Fiora: Shut up."
- Officer Henry to the Prisoners about Fiora.
Fiora is shown to be heavily flirted with, with most of the male background cast/minor male characters acting "flirty" with her. Fiora does not take kindly to this and promptly quiets them, sometimes throwing a few punches in order to get them to shut up. She seems to not like working at Jared Fogle Inc, especially because of his... practices. As a result, she also supports the destruction of several Subway sandwich shops. She is absolutely in love with her suit and will go out of the way to keep it clean. When her suit gets messy, it angers her so much, that when it got messy in Season II Episode IV, she almost killed Natalia for doing it.
Although she gets mad at a lot of things (which she inherited from her father), she also cares a lot about her friends and family and put herself in harm's way in order to save them. This is shown in the Season II episode Spooky Mormon Hell Dream, when she attempts to strangle King Pinapl from giving them the Pinapl Juice all because she thought it was mixed with several substances (which.... it was).
Although only 18 years old and just starting as an adult, Fiora Campbell is an intimidating woman. In one panel, she seemed to tower over King Pinapl. She seems to be almost as tall as Romanoff, although less taller than her parents. In the finale, while Celia dies due to a brutal beating from Romanoff, Fiora survives the beating with her sheer durability and is able to make Romanoff bleed more than two pints of blood while still severely wounded. She is heavily underestimated, as shown when Romanoff thinks he can just beat her to death just like he did to Celia, however this fails and he ends up drowning and losing blood in the middle of the Pacific.
APPEARANCE
In terms of appearance, Fiora seems to take more of a resemblance from her mother, with lush hair with a spoof on top. On her torso, she wears a grey-and-black themed tight buttoned-up suit along with a tie that gets concealed near her stomach. She has similar colored pants and glossy slip-on shoes with hidden boot spurs that she custom-made.
In her casual outfit, she has a crop top and slacks-like shorts and she uses a ribbon to tie her hair into a ponytail, like her mother. When this happens, hints of purple roots are seen, hinting that she may have dyed her hair back and has naturally purple hair, also like her mother.
TRIVIA
- Fiora enjoys baking in her free time (which is rare)
- Fiora hates people with diaries
- Fiora has multiple lists in order to manage herself, including a hit-list, a hate-list, and a replica of the Death Note. She does not consider these diaries, but once did and hated herself for it, so she added herself to the hate-list temporarily.
- More of the genes related to strength and durability from her parents are seen to have more of an affect on her, while Blumps has the caring and selflessness genes.